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    ...view]) and a short text. It can be a joke or something personalized like "Name (Java Ninja)" or "Here drinks a Linux Guru: Name" or sometning like a command line , for example: "alison@localhost:$ sudo apt-get install coffee" Quisiera regalar unas tazas de café a nuestros ingenieros. Somos devotos del Software Libre así que necesito u...

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    ...responsible applications. The application is about jokes, where there is a collection of jokes, and the ability to share on twiter, facebook and google+. Also a button to joke of the day or random. I wish that in the future I could add more jokes Also leave a space to put admob advertising. Regards...

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    Trophy icon Fun audio recording 6 días left

    ...encourage all interested to apply even if you have an accent. We are interested in genuine and fun accents. This is all for the purpose of connecting the World and not as making a joke of anyone. This content and audio files are planned to be a part of the commercial, international project. Thus, your voice might be heard around the world by those seeking

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    The attached image shows the logo and the company name. The mess of a joke on the left is a trident with a star on the mid-point. The company name is "Perseidus." We are a just-beginning US naval engineering business (with very little to no startup funds).

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    ...projects at once and still meet deadlines You think meditation and self help is ridiculous You don't like the health, wellness, fitness or beauty industry You don't smile much or joke around You are unappreciative Your Package: 20 hours per week at $18-$20/hr CAD (possible negotiation) Remote working / in person collaborations (depending on location) Potential

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    Trophy icon Edit a photo 3 días left

    Dear freelancer, could you please edit a photo for us? In attach you could find a zip-archive containing 3 files. '[iniciar sesión para ver URL]' is a photo to ...3 files. '[iniciar sesión para ver URL]' is a photo to edit. We need to add a person from '[iniciar sesión para ver URL]' or '[iniciar sesión para ver URL]' to the group...

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    ...instructions: 1. Go to this URL: [iniciar sesión para ver URL] 2. Go down the list and make pun-style jokes with ONLY the words on this page. -If you cannot come up with a joke for a word you are allowed to skip it. -Put the jokes in order starting with Break and ending with Zero 3. Stop when you have done 10 and send it to me and we I will make sure

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    ...instructions: 1. Go to this URL: [iniciar sesión para ver URL] 2. Go down the list and make pun-style jokes with ONLY the words on this page. -If you cannot come up with a joke for a word you are allowed to skip it. -Put the jokes in order starting with Break and ending with Zero 3. Stop when you have done 10 and send it to me and we I will make sure

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    ...instructions: 1. Go to this URL: [iniciar sesión para ver URL] 2. Go down the list and make pun-style jokes with ONLY the words on this page. -If you cannot come up with a joke for a word you are allowed to skip it. -Put the jokes in order starting with Break and ending with Zero 3. Stop when you have done 10 and send it to me and we I will make sure

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    Trophy icon Creative Joke Writer Wanted 12 horas left

    ...instructions: 1. Go to this URL: [iniciar sesión para ver URL] 2. Go down the list and make pun-style jokes with ONLY the words on this page. -If you cannot come up with a joke for a word you are allowed to skip it. -Put the jokes in order starting with Break and ending with Zero 3. Stop when you have done 10 and send it to me and we I will make sure

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    ...actually like hearing jokes, and appreciate that not everything is funny to everyone, but you'll try to make it funny as you translate it. Younger people have labelled any spoken joke-telling as "Dad Jokes", as if it's something that older people do that younger people reject. If you are like that, please don't try to get this job. An element of humor

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    ...actually like hearing jokes, and appreciate that not everything is funny to everyone, but you'll try to make it funny as you translate it. Younger people have labelled any spoken joke-telling as "Dad Jokes", as if it's something that older people do that younger people reject. If you are like that, please don't try to get this job. An element of humor

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    ...actually like hearing jokes, and appreciate that not everything is funny to everyone, but you'll try to make it funny as you translate it. Younger people have labelled any spoken joke-telling as "Dad Jokes", as if it's something that older people do that younger people reject. If you are like that, please don't try to get this job. An element of humor

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    worst copy/paste proposal gets 2 USD - All are welcome --------> its been my long time de...its been my long time desire to find out how many freelancers here use copy/paste proposals without even reading what is being asked, so this project will only prove what a joke you are, go ahead and copy/paste and I will select the worst proposal and pay 2 USD

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    Marcos, I made this joke collage meeting the Greek prime minister. I will to send you the final image as I want it to look like and the source photo. I would like you to make it proper and retouch the original picture as well.

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 16. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 17. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    ...assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about adult related websites and goods as well as good research skills. A High Speed connection and web cam is required. Please indicate that you have read this by mentioning "I am comfortable being on cam." PLEASE INDICATE THE COMPENSATION THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PER HOUR. DUE

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    worst copy/paste proposal gets 2 USD - All are welcome --------> its been my lo...its been my long time desire to find out how many freelancers here use copy/paste proposals without even reading what is being asked, so this project will only prove what a joke you are, go ahead and copy/paste your crap and I will select the worst proposal and pay 2 USD

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    worst copy/paste proposal gets 2 USD - All are welcome --------> its been my lo...its been my long time desire to find out how many freelancers here use copy/paste proposals without even reading what is being asked, so this project will only prove what a joke you are, go ahead and copy/paste your crap and I will select the worst proposal and pay 2 USD

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    ...assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about adult related websites and goods as well as good research skills. A High Speed connection and web cam is required. Please indicate that you have read this by mentioning "I am comfortable being on cam." PLEASE INDICATE THE COMPENSATION THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PER HOUR. DUE

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    ...assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about adult related websites and goods as well as good research skills. A High Speed connection and web cam is required. Please indicate that you have read this by mentioning "I am comfortable being on cam." PLEASE INDICATE THE COMPENSATION THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PER HOUR. DUE

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    Edit a photo Finalizado left

    We need a photo of a sliced avocado to be edited so that it looks square. This is for an April fools joke. See attached photo

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    Change corporate colors of image supplied for April fools joke.

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    ...about a extrovert , new brand , focus in the entertainment and good life through the socks , I would like to expand my business to other areas so the logo should express the joke , funny life style that I am trying to sell . I was thinking about a sock muppet with the tongue out but it shall be a “don’t care” sock a sock with a good vibes personality

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    Good day guys, We are looking...Russia, from Germany to Australia, amazing people worlwide who lent us a hand when we needed it." "Haill Hydra!" (this text is optional and you can place it anywhere, as the joke from the avengers) >Any other extra you want to include, any text, image, design, anything! surprise us! Inquiries? Just reach us anytime

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    ...assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about adult related websites and goods as well as good research skills. A High Speed connection and web cam is required. Please indicate that you have read this by mentioning "I am comfortable being on cam." PLEASE INDICATE THE COMPENSATION THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PER HOUR. DUE

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    I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write a 6000 words <Try Not To Laugh Challange Easter Joke Book for kids> with attached simple illustration inside. NOTE: WITH ATTACHED ILLUSTRATION Jokes need to be high quality and the humour there in is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. Full payment upon completion 14 days upon project acceptance

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    Quick picture mash-up Finalizado left

    I need a picture photoshopped for my buddy's birthday. It's an inside joke. I need the head of the lamb in this picture replaced with the head of a black baby Llama and the body of the lamb turned black to somewhat match it. I've included a few pictures of black baby Llamas you can use. You can flip the Llama head and orient it however you need to make

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 16. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 17. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger

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    Hi, we are looking for native English USA person to do transcription of the ...com/sh/kkc8k2d3jevw8pf/AAAvHMcFsrLZIC7cvEbH3u7ga?dl=0 We DONT have to transcribe the questions of the interviewers and when they talk between the interviewer and the speaker in test or joke mode. Please confirm your availability to deliver work within 3 days. Thank you!

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    Hi, we are looking for native English USA person to do transcription of the ...com/sh/kkc8k2d3jevw8pf/AAAvHMcFsrLZIC7cvEbH3u7ga?dl=0 We DONT have to transcribe the questions of the interviewers and when they talk between the interviewer and the speaker in test or joke mode. Please confirm your availability to deliver work within 3 days. Thank you!

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    ...the Corey page in the attached screengrab from the Simpsons. I'd like different text in the speech bubble (tbc). I can't imagine copyright is a problem... This is for an in-joke between myself and my partner. Not to be shared more widely/profited from. To come in 8 3/8” x 10 7/8” size (which I think is the most common magazine size). Thanks, Michael

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    Make a logo Finalizado left

    I'm starting a company th...make a great and innovative sandwiches. The concept is from Brazil but the company will start in Sydney Australia, the name chose to this company is Pimp my Cheese which is a joke comparing the tv program pimp my ride and what we do with our cheese bread making the sandwiches. Attached you see some photos about the product.

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    I'm looking for someone to create a Fake Passport that me and the guys on my stag weekend are going to be carrying as part of our costumes. I do want them to look authentic but I will be changing the details and photos. For someone with good photoshop and design knowledge, I don't believe this should be too difficult of a job but should be a lot of fun doing. I look forward to receiv...

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    I need an architectural rendering for an April Fools Day joke. I want a building that looks like the uploaded logo. My rough attempt is also attached. This is not for professional use. The product can be hand drawn or computer generated. Something like the quality at this link: [iniciar sesión para ver URL]

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    Transcribe Manager Finalizado left

    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    Hi prefectworld,BE VERY CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN i...CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN iTUNE CARD -- AFTER WASTING 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME IN A FAKE JOB INTERVIEW ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS. THIS IS NOT JOKE. THEY ARE SCAMMERS. IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.

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    I need three unique t-shirt designs focused on camping ...of my new store promo launch and I need them to be unique and quirky (maybe funny) with illustrations, bold quotes and decent graphics that clearly convey the meaning or the joke. Designs presented on t-shirt mock-ups would be nice, but not required. Please let me know of any other questions.

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    ...unique jokes and posting them (10 a day); the website to post to be will be given to the winning bidders. 1) Jokes should be unique, can be rewritten as long as the humor of the joke isn't lost. 2) If rewriting, try changing characters, places, scenarios etc. 3) No adult, racist, religions jokes etc.; they should be family friendly. 4) Jokes should have

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    I need an artist Finalizado left

    I need a relatively cheap artist to recreate the image attacked below in what ever style they think will fit it best, it is only for a joke so there is no need for hyper detail or even the background for that matter.

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    ...assistant. Perfect candidate would be an EX CAM GIRL or someone that is open about adult related websites and goods as well as good research skills. A High Speed connection and web cam is required. Please indicate that you have read this by mentioning "I am comfortable being on cam." PLEASE INDICATE THE COMPENSATION THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PER HOUR. DUE

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    One illustration for Oriental cultural joke is needed. 1/3 A4 size. Paint style. Please bid or contact only if you are specialised in the requested area.

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    Trophy icon Create a simple cartoon strip Finalizado left

    I want to create a short and simple comic strip featuring two main characters, a man named Jeff and a man named Justin. This is a joke about what happened last Christmas assembling Jeff's kids Christmas gift. This should be made of cartoon charactertures of the real people, use the text below and provide a backdrop that makes sense for each scene.

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    I have a some money to get rid of in my Freelancer account. This is just a small project for a comedy joke but if you do a good job we can build a relationship and I'll have more work for you in the future. This is my first time using this site. I need one set of subtitles to come up when the women speaks and another set of subtitles in a different

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    Project for Yehia A. Finalizado left

    Hello, Per our discussion. Please build out the flutter joke app.

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    Two images, two separate vectors (.ai). 1) NEO logo...jpg as shown on the shirt with the boy. It will print black only. Create black on transparent. 2) Find actual font or re-create from image brandi.jpg. The "k" in the word "joke" needs the little point improved. Create in black on transparent. Please indicate when you can have these finished by.

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    Jojo Merch Finalizado left

    We are looking for people that love anime and mange and are fans (or know how to find fans..) of the Jojo...merch of Jojo's that we design ourselves. The designs are not the standard Jojo images you see on other websites. Our merch always include a beautiful image + internal fan joke. The result is an original meme that no Jojo fan can leave behind.

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    ...The Colorado Guitar and Artist Showcase is intentionally named to utilize the acronym "GAS" which in guitar player parlance stands for "Guitar Acquisition Syndrome", an inside joke (I've got GAS!!) which does not necessarily need to be emphasized in the logo, but understand that it was done on purpose in case the opportunity to incorporate the double meaning

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    Database Project Finalizado left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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