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    ...view]) and a short text. It can be a joke or something personalized like "Name (Java Ninja)" or "Here drinks a Linux Guru: Name" or sometning like a command line , for example: "alison@localhost:$ sudo apt-get install coffee" Quisiera regalar unas tazas de café a nuestros ingenieros. Somos devotos del Software Libre así que necesito u...

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    ...responsible applications. The application is about jokes, where there is a collection of jokes, and the ability to share on twiter, facebook and google+. Also a button to joke of the day or random. I wish that in the future I could add more jokes Also leave a space to put admob advertising. Regards...

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    ...they pay now for the service. They receive any type of Free EVM Credit card terminal they want form a Retail Countertop, Wireless, Smart Phone Swiper, POS System, a Virtual or Web Based Terminal, there is no cost for the terminal and no cost to get started with free shipping too because they are a verified registered Texas Business You will simply gather

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    Ras Guiad & Feel Key 4 days left
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    ...has spun content (and I check before anything is approved anyway) -I will request either a rewrite or it will be outright declined if it doesn't follow the topic at all- no joke! If you do a good job, your rating will reflect excellent writing skills ranking. Wasting my time with spun material or bad writing will result in me blocking you from any future

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    Trophy icon Kapernick Hillary Meme Ended

    Please take the cross eyed Hillary photo and make it look like the Colin Kapernick Nike Advert by making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the ...making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the text to the left hand side of Hillary's cross eyed face but also repeat it twice because she is cross eyed. This is the joke of the Meme :-)

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    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    I would like to have a logo designed for my company. We are a Flo...are a Florida based construction company that specializes in home rehabilitation and remodeling. The name of our company is PLSH, LLC. The acronym for PLSH was originally a joke but customers love it. PLSH Stands for Perfect Little Shit Hole. Please feel free to ask any questions

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    I need translate game texts to Chinese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files).

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    I need translate in-game text to Japanese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files). Here is document with all text: [login to view URL]

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    I need someone to photoshop two people riding on an eagle. It's an inside joke with friends, so it wont require much detail, just need it quickly.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo Ended

    I planning on starting a music promotion business with the name Mojo and Bob I have a dog named Mojo (see attached pictures). We joke about getting another dog named Bob but we never will so Bob is really an idea or a secret dog friend for Mojo. It feels like it could be a fun name as in Mojo and Bob Present - Trampled By Turtles or Mojo and Bob

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    ...in a clearly readable font. The author's name is not very important and can be small. You'll notice there's a speech bubble coming from the author's name. This is an inside joke for my fans. Please incorporate it somewhere in the design - it doesn't necessarily have to be with the author's name but it makes sense if it is. I hope that's enough to go

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    ...file and also in vector for clothing prints. we are looking for all kinds of images, slogans,sayings, latest trends etc, categories could be anything, but child designs, funny joke texts, images of popular current trends. we don't want images that are copied , or under copyright elsewhere, this would be ongoing, so we would rehire any freelancer on an

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    Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster guinea pig This is a total of 3x5=15 short jokes.

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    ...can draw inspiration from- 1. Tushie temp. This is an inside joke where she checks my tushie temperature at night because I tend to get very hot. I usually respond tushie temp at critical level , and then she fans my tushie till tushie temp stabilizes. 2. Jaffar/Giraffe. Inside Joke where she got jaffar from alladin and a giraffe confused, when

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    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    Hey there I'm Justin. I'm looking for someone who will make a video reviewing and reacting to my friends YouTube channel and ...videos, but roasting him and criticising him, but make it like a skit where you are completely overreacting and pretending you feel sick whilst watching it, he'll know its a joke its OK, it's the sort of thing he'll find funn

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    I need a C++ program that makes it so on my computer if I visit [login to view URL] on any browser it will take me to [login to view URL] I am planning a joke on a coworker and have minor c++ skills but not what is necessary to complete this project.

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    ...size(width) and insert text "search question/review/poll" 7. Three buttons are there Ask a Question - this is fine Write a Review - make it like ask a question (Form) Post a joke - make it like ask a question (form) add create a poll button (and allow people to create a poll easily and share it on social media) make them like should be login to post/create

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    I need someone to make an aesthetically pleasing (think new-age minimalist font) image that I can print/use that contains the phrase "See, the power of the mind is not a joke." with an illustration of a brain somewhere on it.

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    ...blog I'm creating. The name of it is "Not Dot Com, Dot Net" and the website is [login to view URL] The email address I'll be using is atatat@[login to view URL] It's a dumb joke to launch a lot of dumb ideas, but the crux of it is it's pretty terrible when you say it out loud. "You're listening to not dot com, dot net. You can find us online at n...

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    Hello freelancers... Listen carefully. I'm offering $2/500 words writing and $1/500 words rewriting. I'm not here to joke. Work has to pass copyscape 100% and be creative. I will ask for a sample before awarding. Successful candidate gets longterm work. This project is for 50-100 articles and I dont need excuses at all serious bids only. Awarding shortly

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I need a well designed animated video maker app.

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    ...for fortnightly or weekly mailchimp designer for our existing customers to 'be in there face' showcasing the products and items on special, we have an idea of adding a little joke in the design as part of it giving it some more substance to the customers. We're looking for: *Professional *Bright what we sell: Toner & Ink, A3/A4 Office Printers &

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    Trophy icon Design a bookcover Ended

    Design a bookcover for...cover should include the sub-title: An American's Guide to Visiting the UK The images should represent London, or any aspect of Britain The book should NOT appear to be a joke. Files: PSD please, so that I can manipulate the text if needed. The cover should appear as a normal travel guide, like Michelin or Froder's.

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    I need someone to make a look-a-like logo for a joke t-shirt.

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    We are looking for dedicated SEO professionals to work on our domain. We need SERIOUS experts not newbies who will just joke around Read attached document for details

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    I want to design a business logo for my business cards. It should advertise my company "Living Joke Entertainment" and my brand "Nice Guy, Nasty". You see I am a Stand Up Comic and I practice a new, particular, unique style of Comedy that I call "Nice Guy, Nasty". The idea is I appear on stage plain, ordinary and I appear as just an average, everyday

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    To develop a Joke App in 3 days

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    we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design f...need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR

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    Trophy icon Cartoon for Joke Ended

    We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football

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    ...Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 2- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and also wont able to use in your other projects) 3- MILESTONES: First after BACKEND & ANDROID APP(60%) and second after IOS APP(40%) NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 2, No Joke only professionals apply

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    mus...1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and also wont able to use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    ...there are 2000 members on the forum. I have the world record fastest Polaris Slingshot and it is white and black. I happen to be 6' 3" tall and 350 pounds. So there is a running joke when people say that they have something faster being built or just [in a fun way] give me a hard time about anything on the forum I say. They call it "poking the panda bear"

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    Read before Bid - NO FRESHERS OR FREELANCERS - ONLY COMPANIES 1- need exact musically app ANDROID & IOS 2- BACKEND to manage everything 3- Full s...and second after ios app Must check what technology(function they are using for them to understand better. NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    We are on a strict low budget of Rs. 1.5 per question. Subjects available:- Maths, Science,...choose the subject to want & fill sheets as attached below. I'm attaching three files. One as empty sheet, one as completed sheet & the third one as the instruction manual. Joke bids will be ignored. Please write 'I get that' when you begin your proposal.

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. please bid your final and minimum amount, I don't have big budget for this. and also I need premium template to be used to make blog website.

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    Up for offer is a simple and silly project! Help me get a joke that has gone too far across the line. It is a hand drawn 8.5"X11" image that needs to be touched up for repeat printing (shirts/cups/etc). The white/colored space in the letters needs to be smoothed/resized a bit and cleaning up/darkening around the edges of the main image. Also any general

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    I need a simple poster inviting guests to sign the guest book. Colours must be pastel pink, rose gold, yellow go... just give it a whirl, all for the special 1st birthday girl! Write Maisie a message, make a prediction about what she will be when she grows up or share your favourite joke or memory with her. Don't forget to sign your name. xxx

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    ...as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet user can add joke after passing the google

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    I'm looking for someone to find quality leads: What I'm looking for is small business owners in the USA. What would be needed is: Business name, Owner N...Number and Email Let me know the cost on 250 leads. (I could also create an incentive if I close the sale you get $50 each!) In your opening line, tell me a good knock knock joke (to avoid bots)

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    I have a photo of me and my friends, and we joke how it looks like an anime. Now i need one of your guys help to bring the dream to life. Doesn't need to be super detailed.

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    Requirement - short videos Quality - hd/ full hd any (not blur) Duration - 4 to 5 minute Daily average - min.10 video daily Subject - funny, joke, prank, motivation, story, gk, anyNote - already on youtube NOT REQUIREDPREFFER TO CREATIVE IDEA

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    ...There is no minimum/maximum number of words - what count is that you capture the essence of these stories and make the email interesting to read. 3/ Add a brain teaser or a joke based on some tech news (affiliates/vendors are usually very interested in tech news) at the end of the email As a test, please go through the 4 news below and write an engaging

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    Hi! Blog #1: Importance of Small Businesses using social media for marketing (there should be lots of info online) #...(digital marketing/social media) and can put together a good blog that is easy to read and fun to read (added graphics would be nice) In your response, tell me a good "knock knock joke" *So I can filter out the auto-bots Thanks!

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    We are looking for 3 to 5 t-shirt designs for our t-shirt brand called Your Father Loves You. The name comes from a joke we have with our friends where you essentially look to throw someone off by asking them Who's Your Father? This odd question is then answered immediately with "Your Father" We are looking for designs that are fashionable, witty

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    ...should look like this: a cute T-Rex, upside down on it's head, with a frown, straining to reach the floor with his arms. A caption should read: T-Rex hates handstands. The cute joke being that a T-Rex physically cannot do handstands due to it's large head and proportionally small arms. Our target audience is 5 to 11 year-old girls/boys and our color

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    T-Shirt design for a Pub (logo attached). Background: brown as the logo background. The logo must be presented. The design must be FUNNY...(logo attached). Background: brown as the logo background. The logo must be presented. The design must be FUNNY around BEER / alcohol in general. Might have some written text (a joke / a statement), not obligatory.

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