Artist for Logo/Cartoon Very Very Simple

I need a picture/cartoon/logo. I would like a graphic showing a guy in a bathrobe. Give him some character, perhaps he hair is messy, he hasn't shaven, he has a cup of coffee, etc. Essentially I need a character that is working from home in his bathrobe. You can have him standing there will a coffee in his hand, standing behind a desk, in front of a desk, surprise me. Any sort of creative variation is fine. Have him in a bathrobe, boxers and a t-shirt but he's also wearing a tie. This guy will be my little logo for a home based business. Please feel free to contact me if you want further direction on how I want this toon drawn. I'm looking for a variety of file formats since this could potentially go on t-shirt, business cards, etc. I would like a variety of sizes of the logo when it's complete. Since I will choose the one that I think represents my idea, feel free to watermark them up or do big red X's across the graphic. I know that call all be removed but I want to see what it will be exactly. Thanks and have fun with it.