Ajax PHP, jquery, And MySQL expert!!

FIRST YOU MUST BE ONLINE EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR At Least 8 HOURS A DAY WE NEED TO COLLABORATE TOGETHER ON THE PROJECT I NEED TO SEE UPDATES HOURLY . and we need to start today I need this because i cannot waste days wondering if you really know what your doing...Plus you will be working with me through out the project on skype. This is the 4th time i have tried to hire someone and all failed this requirement. I dont want to hear excuses like my dog died, my internet connection is bad. Last programmer had told me it took him 4 and half hours to upload 9mb file..i sat there for 4 and half hours. Iam not working around your schedule your schedule is this project for the duration. If you look in my profile i already hired someone and he has not done anything and i haven't seen him online in two days..this will not happen again i will not even accept your bid till i see you work for atleast one day (today) and know what your doing... I need someone or someone working in a team. with Ajax PHP, jquery, And MySQL experience. I need you to be an expert in these three fields. Not someone that is still learning. I need you to be available 8am to 5pm or later every day 6 days a week till the project is complete. When i say my time i mean MY time. Please put in your message what time it is in your part of the world at the moment for example it is 735 pm here or it is 955 am here. This will help me judge whether we can work together or the time difference is to great. Iam saying all this because iam tired of hiring people that I can only speak to once a day via email. Skype is also a must. If you dont have it make, make an account I have a lot of steady work in the future and it will be worth your while. The first day you do not show you will be fired just like any other job in the world. if you dont show up you get fired this is no different. iam tired of hiring people and they sign in once a day for an hour. I need someone that will be on till the project is complete. if you read all this put "ok i understand" in your message to me I wll explain this project in your inbox please send me a message as to what time it is there and what your average hourly rate is. I dont pay by the hour I pay by the job but this will help me judge whether you are in my budget range or not.