Hi there,
I have near about 8 months of experience in writing comedy scripts for theatre, but i am in creative writing since 2015.
I would love to work with you, sir. As your project is very interesting to me. Here I am giving you the sample of your work. Please have a look.
Sergeant: Hey, you in a pizza store? You know what, I can expect you only in casino, pub or in female public toilets.
Convict: Hi, even I was expecting you only under nine feet yards. Its good to see that you are still alive, old man.
Sergeant: Well I was about to die with a close shot range of your friend gangster. But thanks to him, his gun blows up.
Convict: Aw, leave. So, what are you goona have here in pizza store. A pizza, or just about to use here public conveniences?
Sergeant: You stupid, I am a police man. I can buy one.
Convict: What? A pizza, or a washroom.
Sergeant: Both, but what about you. Do you still with your innocent face while buying pizza plucks out a limited money from your ass as say 'this is all i have to eat anything shit out in this world'.
Convict: Aw, I am not sure what to order, is that something as black as you.
Sergeant: Ahan, you will find not anything as black as coffee.
Convict: Wow, i still remember the time of 1980 when we were about to dig the coffee for you in jail.
(convict dreaming about the history of coffee, when it was about to made).
If we can chat about a little bit more about the script, I can give you what exactly you want, Sir.
Waiting for a positive reply and best of luck for your work, Sir.
Thanks