Need TEXT added to 50 NSFW images/banners.

I am looking for someone with a marketing background to make 50 ads using our domain names that I will provide you. We need 50 new slogans that go with the URL's. This is for ADULT content. think adult banners. You must be witty, and good with design. I will provide you with the images you need to use also, and send you some examples once I choose the person for the job. Please in your application provide an example of what you will say as a tag line for an adult website. For instance use this url: [login to view URL] --- what would your ad say? If this is not answered then we will automatically disqualify you. Thanks!