female QA Automation proxy

Looking for a female proxy for QA Automation Testing ASAP to succesfully crack the phone interview on my behalf by tomorrow morning. Below is the job description of the job posting create user stories, feature epics and acceptance criteria Scrum product owner training or practical experience Functionality requirements such as core product and customizations -creation and technical design reviews Proven test execution and methodology Should write effective tests according to best practices so that crucial functional requirements are verified and tests remain valid when code is refactored Proficient in SDLC and Agile methodologies like Scrum and Kanban ability to estimate, plan, and coordinate testing activities Knowledge of usability and basic security best practices collaborates with Product Management on continuous product improvements Provides input to Project backlog priority for Sprint planning Basic data visualization analytics testing experience Knowledge of RESTful APIs, JSON Adept with JIRA and Confluence Solid understanding of networking, routing, client/server communications Knowledge of Cloud technologies, Android Apps, and Linux operating systems Ability to be a cross-functional contributor, multitask, and stay organized in an agile lean environment Experience in these areas is a plus: Experience with SQL and scripting including python, javascript, and linux bash Design, develop and execute automation scripts using open source tools Strong problem solving skills Retail and/or Digital Out of Home (DOOH) industry knowledge Experience with performance and security testing