Dear employer:
I consider myself a writer by trade, despite being led into the field of law from a very young age. In spite of what this suggests, it was not the law that I learned the most about, but rather, the suits.
While most people can see a clear delineation between mathematics and art, when it comes to clothing most are none the wiser. I learned from a very young age that buying off the rack is the mathematics of the world of quality clothing.
A bespoke suit is very much a work of art: it fits in a way that would be incomprehensible to a mathematician, with its subtle tailoring and impeccable finish, it soon becomes clear who is the better man in the room.
And for that reason I feel I would be perfect for this position. I know how much of a difference a hand-sewn jacket can make to a man.
For that reason alone, I am undoubtedly the best advocate for what you seek to achieve here.
And with my kindest regards and respect,
Sincerely yours
n. j. mcgrath