A challenge for an illustrator

I've got a requirement for someone to design a funky, comic style web page for me - it will be the front page of an adult sex toys site - so if you are not comfortable working with such material please do not bid. The site is to sell sex toys, style of the site to be comic book (marvel comic style) but no "regular" web designer has been able to come up with anything - hence offering it up to illustrators - I appreciate an illustration isnt web design work, but I need the look to be more "illustratorish". The site layout is pretty basic, but needs to be graphically excellent. Are you up for the challenge? I'll provide plenty of images for use - you decide which to use and adapt - but the site needs that comic feel so you'll have to use whatever tricks and brushes/filters etc to make the images "work" We can discuss more in PMB and of course I'll give more details to the chosen provider. I need at least 2 conceptual ideas and we'll work on one - concepts within 12hrs. So, who wants it? Get ready to start as soon as you are selected.