Creative free thinking graphics designer needed tonight!

Landing page/Coming soon type page for a Pizza Restaurant needed immediately (tonight) for a website that is currently under development. The current bidder did not come through as expected. Requirements: Landing page to display the Pizza Restaurant's Logo (will be provided), the menu in jpeg format (will be provided) a link to download the menu in pdf format (.pdf will be provided). I need a senior graphics designer, someone who thinks outside of the box and can creatively design what they think is best for a NY Style Pizza restaurant. I need the words "Retro Classic Arcade" added to the current logo (use you imagination to the most professional way to add this to the logo, I would like it to be slightly tilted, possibly overlapping slightly over the current logo at the bottom?) It's up to you, show me what you are capable of creating. I would like Retro type colors and a retro font used for the words "Retro Classic Arcade". I need the site optimized properly to display the entire menu without requiring scrolling to view the entire menu (if possible). I need the design to be very eye catching, very fun and exciting. I also need the user to know that the current site with online ordering capabilities is coming soon and to check back often. I will provide a scanned copy of the current logo in color (it may need some slight clean up) I will provide a scanned copy of the menu in .jpeg format If you are a creative free thinker and enjoy the opportunity to act on your own without someone holding your hand with a project and can complete this tonight contact me and I will immediately award the first qualified person. Please do not contact me if you are not able to complete this work tonight (05-27-2010) and you are not qualified. Thank you, Dimes & Nickles