Code Converters

I need a program that will convert ANY ASP code, Perl code, PHP code, JSP code into any of the list code. So for example I need a program that will convert ASP code into PHP code or PHP code into Perl code, or JSP code into ASP code, etc. The conversion needs to be flawless and there will have to be a KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) method of handling diffrences between the languages. I do not care what language this project is written in as long as it works and runs on W2K, WINXP, WINNT, WIN95/98. ## Deliverables Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. Complete copyrights to all work purchased. ## Deadline information A coder who would have no troubles being in daily contact. So that I can get uptodate progess on the project.