ColdFusion to PHP Conversion < 72 lines

I have a need to translate the following 72 lines of code from Cold Fusion to PHP, for use in a Wordpress Sidebar Widget. I need this done ASAP. Thanks in advance. Code is below. <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" width="285" height="23" border="0" /> <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" /> <a href="" target="_blank"><img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" style="padding-left:5px;" /> <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" style="padding-left:5px;" /> <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" style="padding-left:5px;" /> <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" style="padding-left:5px;" /> <img src="assets/images/[login to view URL]" border="0" style="padding-left:5px;" /> #ReplaceNoCase([login to view URL], "thehophunter: ", "", "ONE")# @thehophunter (#DateFormat(DateAdd("h", -5, [login to view URL]), "m/d")# @ #TimeFormat(DateAdd("h", -5, [login to view URL]), "h:mm tt")#) It seems the Twitter API isn't working right now.