Create My Keynote Presentation For Me...

Hi there. I have a sales script that I need to be placed into a Keynote presentation. However, I don't want to personally do the formatting, sizing and transitions for the Keynote presentation, so I'm turning to Freelancer. If you have a Mac, and you're skilled with creating Keynote presentations, and can copy&paste my sales script and put it into a Keynote presentation and make it look clean and simple, this is for you. That's it! Please provide a sample Keynote presentation. Must also have instant messenger. I will accept only those who have feedback. If you got no feedback, sorry. NO PLACEMENT BIDDERS. I WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH YOU. Thanks!