Design, Code, Install - Original Wordpress Site

I am looking to have my personal blog redesigned. Wordpress is already installed. I am looking for an ORIGINAL design. Including special fonts. Pages: Home> Blog> Pictures> Videos> About Me Standard blog functions should be included. I am looking for a feminine dark design. I would prefer the design had pink in it but, NO FLOWERS, BUTTERFLIES, LOLLIPOPS or RAINBOWS. I would like to see mocks before I choose a winner (this will be open for 5 days to allow interested bidders to create their mocks). This blog is a personal blog about interesting news, relationships, sex, men, beauty tip, shopping, parties and daily life activities. The site is Iminappropriate.com. Slogans that can be used in the design are... "I'm inappropriately appropriate" "I'm naturally inappropriate there is no hype" "I do what I want to do, and say what I want to say" "I say what I mean, and mean what I say"