I'm looking for someone who could provide humorous content and ideas for my personal website for over a period of time. Articles (150-200 words) must be unique and pass Copyscape. Since, its a low budget micro project, I'll be offering $1.5 USD per article.
Hi sir, being a top class freelancer am assuring you high quality contents within your budget.
Give me a chance to work with you. Check pm for more details. :)
Hello,
My bid is for 15 High Quality articles.
Being a expert author and having 8 years of writing expertise (articles, rewriting, blogs, ghostwriting etc)
Good Work at Affordable Price, 100% Milestone Required - I have 850+ Reviews.
Kind regards.
I am ready to work for you on this project. I assure you of top quality articles with cent percent original work. You can go through my profile for samples and portfolio. I look forward to hear from you!
Hello, I'm a seasoned native English copywriter with over five years of experiences and I have clients all over the US. I can do your project efficiently and timely. Feel free to check my PMB for offer details.
-Sincerely,
Mark
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Miss Flora
I am interested to work with you on this job. I have native level English writing skills. I have a masters in English literature. I have been teaching English at high school level for four years. Please see PM for Sample.
Funny as it seems. I'll write a LOL article for you for zero bucks -- just to prove I can knock you out of your feet plaid socks with guffaws. Get serious, then give me the assignment.
Give me the go and get a good laugh out of it. From the look so far, the rest of your candidates are straight men from New Delhi.
I'm so hungry for work, I'm buying Hamburger Helper-Helper (with sacred cows in the recipe)
Hi,
I completely understand your requirements and am pretty confident that I can provide you with exactly what you are looking for. Kindly check your PMB for more details.
Regards,
If you find that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save your money. If you don't, then I'll fuck my brains out and save your money for $1.5 or 150 word funny article. How does the sound of the dimes you saved sound?
Hello.
Hope you are fine. I have shared your requirements with our experts and they have showed their willingness to start this project. We have team of expert writers with us, who can provide you best services, you have ever get. Your prompt response will be highly appreciated. Thank You.
Regards;
Anthony.