Product Description Copywriting for Bridal Site

We are revamping our extensive website and need someone to rewrite the product descriptions of an e-commerce site. Product Descriptions must be entertaining, NOT BORING. Humor is ok. We like sassy girly content. Must be familiar with writing SEO targeted content and will include links to other coordinating categories & products on our site (be sure to include dimensions or any other product details already listed in descriptions. You will also be renaming some of our product descritptions I have about 75,000 products at the moment and we're expanding. So, this is an opportunity for long-term relationship. You must include 10 product description from our site with your bid. IF YOU DO NOT SUBLIT SAMPLES OF OUR PRODUCTS WITH YOUR BID, YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED here are the links to the 10 products I would like you to write about [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Best writer will be awarded based on price & content:) Your first project will be all products in this category [login to view URL] Your bid must be for the all products listed in this category & subcategories [login to view URL] renaming products in these categories will also need to be done Thanks Happy bidding