Come up with 100 slogans/catchphrases

Hi, We are a start-up team trying to seed content for our app to attract new users. Our app sends users fun content composed of 2 images, the 2 images are in logical continuation expressing funny stuff. Here’s how the app works: [login to view URL] If you happen to have an iPhone, you can download here:[login to view URL] As none of us is native speaker and busy building the app, the content we've made is sub-par and not attractive. We’ve outsourced some freelancers to come up with those photos, but it turns out coming out with funny quotes are very difficult. So, I’d like to hire someone to come up with those slogans and we will find a team creating matching photos. Samples are attached. [login to view URL] you contact me, please include 3 slogans/catchphrases as a test run. I will only reply those who leave slogans. 2. Please check my attachment for more clear info. Thanks