Creative Script Writer Required (Urgently)

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Hello, I would like to tell you a little bit about myself. I graduated from Brigham Young University-Idaho with my Bachelor's Degree in English-Creative Writing. I have written several novels and published one of them. I have also written several mini screenplays and one long one. I would love to send you a sample. However, I am unable to do so through a message unless you message me first. I have no idea why I seem restricted this way unless other people are having similar problems, but that is the only way I am able to send a sample. I hope I can help you with a wonderful and humorous screenplay. Thank you Sregor

Of all the things you could have asked me to write about, did you just have to go and pick the hardest? Sigh. Right, about me, then. In my head, I'm this genius polymath Renaissance man that only has to spend a few days to master anything that he possibly needs to. Oh, so he can't paint a Vermeer? That's merely because he hasn't given it the attention it needs. Not too much though, because as I said, he's a genius Renaissance.. you get it. Maybe a day or two of going over painting lessons and, voila, a Vermeer! So, in my head, I'm the world's foremost programmer and, given enough time - and I don't need as much as ordinary mortals, mind - I can build any software system in the world. In my head, I'm the world's foremost programmer who is also a closet (and future?) novelist. In my head, I've already written the next Lord of the Rings. All that's left is the minor matter of, er, putting things to paper. In my head, I'm the most rational man in the world, the most even tempered; I'm the smartest man in the world, and the most humble; I'm the most erudite man in the world, and one with an unquenchable thirst for learning. In short, I'm perfect. Did I mention that my killer looks have been breaking hearts since the dawn of time? So, all that's in my head. Say the unthinkable happens, and I see myself as somebody else does (THEY'RE ALL WRONG!). I'd probably be a fairly average guy with a love for computers, books, philosophy and snark. I'd still have killer looks though.

Best-selling author, established ghostwriter (non-fiction books and blogging in my clients' names) and successful internationally published freelancer since 10 years now. I'm a full-time working writer, not a "hobby writer" or someone submitting low bids on projects hoping to gain experience. An award-winning ezine author, publisher and First-rate journalist here. My current aim is to establish myself as one of the most reliable providers and I believe that the only way to achieve this is by Buyer Satisfaction. Fast, flexible, and always of the highest quality, my work shines above the rest. With 10 years of experience in research and writing, I am the perfect candidate to complete any job you need quickly and efficiently. I am extremely proficient in writing English. Thus, I can handle your project with a professional finesse! Be assured of unique contents. Your articles must be creative, engaging, factual, free of grammatical errors and must pass copyscape. I promise you top-notch quality contents. I can accept $4 per 500 words each and would give you highest quality. Kindly give me a trial, you will never regret it. I spend my days searching for keywords and keywords that will help your content rank highly on search engines. I am an online marketer who knows the value of doing a proper word research and how best it helps in reaching the targeted audience. I am known for perfect writing and re-writing that creates new content based on the original.

With great imagination and skill i will complete the job within given time. Just give me an interesting topic and see. I write mostly stories and some youth encouraging types of articles.

Hi, I have been writing comedy for children for many years. It is exactly the same as comedy for grown-ups, but without an innuendo, and with more fart jokes. That's not to say that I will just be writing fart jokes for you, but if you are looking for fart jokes, I can deliver a whole panoply of deliciously tuneful, succulent and highly effective ones. Joking aside, (see how versatile I am?) you give no clues as to the length of this required opus. I charge $25/hour, so a short - 2-3 mins - script, requiring a day to write, then rewrite and polish (up to 10 hours) will cost you $250. With longer scripts, I would write an Outline first, so we agree the shape of the script before I actually write it. It's all about good communication and really enjoying what I do for a living! I look forward to working with you. Guy