At the risk of being perceived as a superficial jagoff, English just happens to be my very first language. I know, in this happy little corner of the internet, that essentially makes me even more rare than that exquisitely delicate first blossom of the exceedingly reclusive, Epipogium aphyllumto, (Ghost Orchid).
So even without a dusty old botany text book, you can likely infer, that I am, in fact, really, really rare and as a result, necessarily, really, really cool...but not to worry, you'll soon see!
... And, as an aside, I would be remiss if I failed to add I've also been educated by none other than those Ramblin' Jesuits up in Rogers Park!
... Woot woot!
... Yes, woot woot, indeed...
But I digress, let's just proceed naturally. Feel free to award me with your project at your earliest convenience and I'll get started.
So very excited to have this opportunity to work for you!!