Bid for me

I am looking for someone that will spend the next two hours bidding for me. If you get 1000 worth of projects for me to work on and milestones funded I will give you 75 dollars. If you get 2000 in projects I will give you 150.00 If you get 500 worth of projects I will give you 25. if you get nothing I will give you 5.00. who is up for the challenge?