ONLY CANADIAN RESIDENTS BIDS PLEASE!!!! I NEED A canada job OFFER

I am wanting to migrate to Canada seasonally for work and possibly studies further down. what I need done is a job offer from an employer in any area of Canada whom is willing to accept a foreign worker. job could be in a factory on a farm gardening or wwhat ever manual or non manual jobs. I am willing to cover any cost to employer for lmia assessment or what ever else is needed. I will pay my travelling fees and accommodation as well. I WILL ALSO PAY FOR WORK PERMIT ETC. feel free to ask any other details. oh I will be visiting Canada on the 20th of july possibly for a youth summit, wwould be great if I can get an offer by then so I could apply for a work permit or a change of visa type and get started at the end of the summit of 10 days