250 fortunes needs writing for fortune telling website.

Hi all, I need 250 fortunes written for a fortune telling websites. 100 fortunes with a negative or affirmative answer (i.e. questions like "Will ..", "Should ...", "Can .."). Examples of fortunes could be: "I do not see this happening." "This will happen sooner than you think - perhaps sooner than you would like." 100 fortunes with a generic time of when will happen or not (i.e. questions like "When will ...", "How soon ..."). Examples: "Before the next summer this will come to pass" "Not any time soon - you should be " 50 generic, vague fortunes for something not fitting the above. Examples: "The signs are not clear on this issue." "I am tired, and need to rest. Leave me." Requirements: 75% of the fortunes should be longer than 40 characters. The tone of the writing should be solumn - old sounding. The fortunes should be generic and vague - no exact dates.