Create 1,000,000 follower twitter account

I am the world\'s most prolific epigram writer of 10 word \'quotes\'. I\'VE WRITTEN 2500 AND HAVE 800 POSTED ON MY EXISTING TWITTER ACCOUNT @BALIPOET\r\nTheir small character size is absolutely perfect for gathering a twitter following. I\'m too busy to do this because I\'m writing 10 hours a day. \r\nMy epigrams are witty, funny, profound, absurd ~ there\'s something for everyone to appreciate.\r\nI am already a viral online poet with 15 million pageviews.\r\nI will pay $5000 USD to anyone who can attract a million following on Twitter. They must be REAL followers - not created by a bot. Of course I encourage you to use a bot and dozens of accounts to retweet to create a viral effect. I don\'t have to tell you what to do. This is simple for any social media marketer. \r\nThe first 50,000 followers you create for me are pro bono ~ free. For the next 950,000 will be paid for weekly on a pro-rated basis. I expect the project to be finished in 6 months at the latest. I will constantly feed you new epigrams. Here are a few samples:\r\nTime vs. Eternity [10w]\r\nI measure time by your absence; timelessness by your presence.\r\n \r\nPain [10w]\r\nWhen you comfort those in pain you\'ve become the cure.\r\n \r\nPoetry is Magical\r\nPoetry creates the illusion that we\'re smarter than we are.\r\n \r\nRain [10w]\r\nThere\'s more assholes raining on parades than marching in them.\r\n \r\nMakeup-Sex [10w]\r\nThe first step in making-up is to grab her ass.\r\n \r\nLove at First Sight [10w]\r\nLove at first sight suffers from shortsightedness and tunnel vision.\r\n \r\nYou see they all fit in the twister format without contraction them or just sending a link.\r\n\r\n